Caroline & I eloquently take on the Mommy Wars
- Caroline: Am I mom enough?
- Caroline: wtf
- Me: I wish all moms would shut up
ew.
Scott just had me bring him toilet paper while he was in the bathroom. Engagement off.
Big pimping.
New favorite human.
(Source: keepinitclassyyyy)
Oh, ok I’ll just hold it then.
Squirrel
Today I was sitting in my car with door open, enjoying the rest of my lunch. MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. When all of a sudden, I saw something out of the corner of my eye. A little squirrel trying to climb into my car. We had a moment where we both locked eyes, and completely panicked. He (I’m sure it was a he) thankfully ran away. But now I never want to sit in my car with the door open again. This has been your daily freakout with Colleen.
I KNOW I WILL NEVER BE ONE OF THOSE “HAPPY PEOPLE” WHEN I WATCH THIS VIDEO AND REALIZE I’D RATHER DIE THAN BE EITHER OF THESE PEOPLE. :((((
I MEAN, THEY ARE SWEET AS PIE AND LUCKY BABY… BUT MARRYING A DUDE WHO WOULD MAKE A VIDEO LIKE THIS ON PURPOSE TO SHOW PEOPLE? NEVER. SORRY, CUTE COUPLE. I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.
PS- HE SUCKS THE BABY OUT OF THE BELLYBUTTON.
my sentiments exactly.
a coworker just walked by and joined me in watching this. awkward. also i had to watch it on mute so i have ZERO idea why they are buttering up the sloth. but it’s cute.
TINY NAKED BABY SLOTH IN A ONESIE
(to the anonymous person who sent me this — i love you forever & always)
(Source: brbreallykatie)
Phantastic!
—Las Vegas Magazine’s review of Phantom. Dying.
Can’t help but see this and think of her as creepy corpse girl in American Horror Story.
(Source: richesforrags)
